The Yawn of the Dead

Yawning is completely utterly contagious.

A viscous contamination of the diaphragm causing them to contort into a yawn being forced out of your mouth.

So contagious is a yawn is that what we don’t realise that every time we yawn our heart contorts, twisted and becomes deformed.

Due to this abomination we consequently die.

So think about that next time your doing something mundane like a meeting or a geography class. Every bored yawn you utter brings you closer to a slow painful death.


~ by zombieteapot on May 27, 2010.

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